The Silly Dog

The silly dog lays on the couch, that yesterday she chewed.
She stinks of fish and barks a lot; oft puts me in a mood.
She still curls up on my lap, though she's 60 pounds.
Despite her flaws, I love this beast, best friend I have found.

Thank you wife, for not getting my text message that day you went to the shelter, thus returning with the demon-spawn puppy I've grown so fond of.